Conversing

Two recent conversations in the car with my 3 year old.

#1

L - Mom! Burgers!
M - Burgers?
L - Boogers! In my nose.
M - Ok, leave them alone until I hand you a tissue please.
L - It's ok - they are on my pants now! See?!

#2
L - Mom, what's a mfunfm?
M - A what?
L - I SAID, WHAT IS A mfunfm? (Mumbling on the end)
M - Buddy say it louder so I can hear you.
L - (Yelling) WHAT IS A mfunfm?
M - I don't know that word.
L - (sigh) Mom, I don't know WHAT I'm saying.

Kid cracks me up.